bumped into some people when I went to get food

since it’s almost Easter, people are going to be making fun of Jesus like it makes them cool

which really, really sucks, honestly.

like

regardless of whether or not one believes that Jesus was actually the son of God or whatever, it seems like most historians agree that he was an actual person, and even based on religious text, it sounds like he was actually a really really cool guy.

like a really really cool guy.

it’s just that so many of his contemporary followers have just utterly failed so miserably to, you know, actually follow the Gospel and represent Jesus and his teachings.

I have a lot of issues with contemporary Christian teachings and interpretations of the Bible, but not with Jesus. 

like

the bible says that there were a bunch of dudes who gleefully brought an adulterous woman (basically the ultimate scum at the time) in front of him so that they could be like “look at this nasty slut lets stone her lololol” and he dropped his “let he who is without sin cast the first stone” line to make them feel like a pile of nasty douches for it and forgave the woman and told her to go live her life.

like

that is some revolutionary stuff right there

you go jesus

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themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

themarysue:

flat-adverb:

lucillebruise:

stunningpicture:

Portrait I drew of the lovely Maggie Smith.

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

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I’ve also not seen another person or spoken a single word all day. Probably just going to go out and get food and coffee to relieve my headache and then come back here and watch another movie because whhhhyyyy noooooot

I may or may not have spent three hours lying in bed after I woke up, and then watched Brother Bear and Tarzan back to back and gotten hardcore feelings.

like wow I so miss having animated movies that had these deep intense emotional things going on in them that I didn’t appreciate as much as a kid and now I’m like “oh my god”

the scene where little Tarzan covers himself in mud and then Kala comes and makes him feel better

yep

cried a little

andiebug:

andiebug:

is this gay? - my first question about anything

can i make it gay? - my second question

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shorm:

beguiled-again:

cowboythegirl:

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

i kind of feel like dating someone and going around saying your bi sounds like you’re saying you’re still on the dating scene and the gender you’re with is just a temporary thing. saying that could hurt the person you’re with. be careful. :/

Hooly fucking shit.

Yeah, because dating someone and going around saying you’re heterosexual sounds like you’re still on the dating scene and still looking for someone else.

There’s literally no difference between that and what you said.. 

And if I’m dating a woman does that mean I’m no longer allowed to call myself bi? Would you ask a bi person who was dating you to identify as straight? In order to spare your feelings? Would that mean they were no longer allowed to consider themselves part of the LGBTQ community? If someone’s sexuality makes you trust them less, that is a problem with you, not them.

My sexuality is a fundamental part of me. It doesn’t change based on who I’m with at the time. And my sexuality is in no way an indicator of my promiscuity!

"admitting you’re bisexual could hurt the person you’re with" is one of the scariest arguments i’ve ever heard, because cowboythegirl is literally saying that bisexual people should hide themselves to make their partners happy, and isn’t even saying that like it’s a ~new idea~, just like it’s a gentle reminder or something

I relate to this
so
much
8]

floozys:

"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 

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it has been over three weeks since I texted my mom saying “so I think I might have bed bugs”

this means that my pityriasis has been going on for something like 4-5 weeks

omg can it please be over soon please please please

I have scratched myself to bruising and I really hope I don’t get scars

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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abesk:

misandry-mermaid:

gynocraticgrrl:

[pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen years her senior. She sued to try and stop it [the tape’s circulation] and she couldn’t and it became the best selling sex tape for two years on the porn market.”

Dr. Gail Dines addressing porn culture and rape culture’s intersecting roles in patriarchy

It’s really fucking terrifying to me that someone can release a sex tape of you to the public and distribute it without your consent.

So relatable.

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lauriehalseanderson:

policymic:

Do you still need more proof of rape culture?

As Noam Chomsky once pointed out for Z Magazine, old media types from the institutional bodies like American Enterprise Institute tend to regurgitate the same ideas with a reliability that is equally impressive and infuriating. While assuring the public that rape is a terrible crime, writers like Caroline Kitchens and Heather McDonald of right-wing think tank The Manhattan Institute try to claim that feminists have blown this whole rape culture thing way out of proportion.

Apparently, many women disagree. On Tuesday there were more than 1 million responses on the #RapeCultureIsWhen hashtag started by a frustrated Zerlina Maxwell in response to these right-wing narratives. 

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Keep speaking up!!!!!

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

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