the night before last night, I took my shirt off in my sleep
last night, I accidentally slept with a knife in my pocket
Watercolor & collage, Phoebe Wahl 2012
dang now i want to do something like this
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
When I heard that Nelson Mandela passed away, I was doubly surprised because I didn’t know he was still alive in the first place.
People from history textbooks don’t tend to, you know, still be alive.
Yesterday I just sort of snuck out of my sculpture class to work on my illustration project and hoped that my teacher wouldn’t mind. But he found me in the classroom I was in and said “Hey, I haven’t got a chance to talk to you today! How’s it going?”
I said I was actually working on my illustration project because it was due that night at 6, and instead of getting mad at me he was just like “Oh, let me see!”
Then I told him how I was doing on my sculpture project and mentioned something about crop circles and he was basically like “Oh wow, you should look at pictures of crop circles and get some ideas! That’s going to be so cool! Surprise me!”
my sculpture professor is basically the coolest and nicest guy ever and geeze I’m going to miss him.
let it be known that a boy accused me of being unoriginal because I was being melodramatic about my illustration project and said “I hate myself.”
I didn’t know saying “I hate myself” had anything to do with that.
Part two of a collection of best tweets found in the #bisexualfacts twitter tag.
(Part one here.)
I uninstalled civilization from my computer because I played it too much
that’s the saddest story I’ve ever heard
This is phrased like the banana-scale is a common measurement tool but shouldn’t be used for this single occasion
I’m so confused
this is what I have to show for several hours worth of work on my illustration project because I suck and I hate myself.
I have to work on this for two solid hours in class pretty soon and I wanted to get the lineart done so I could scan it and start coloring it digitally.
I decided to work with a dramatic angle because I never do that and I need to and it’s reALLY REALLY HARD
brb wallowing in self pity